Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

Because it did.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Kelly Clarkson cross the road?

Because of you.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?

Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.