Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Xzibit cross the road?

To get to the other Ride

What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the dog cross the road?

Because it was the chickens day off.

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

The Masked-quito!

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.