Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

Who was the first striker?

Jesus. He went for the cross

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold outtide

Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

Because it's too cold out-tide.

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.