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Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap!

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why do Eskimos wash in Tide?

Because it's too cold to wash out Tide

What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.