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Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the clown cross the road?

To find his rubber chicken.

Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop.

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

How do you weigh a whale?

On Whale Weigh Scales.