How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?

Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.

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What do you call a symphony of whales?

An orcastra

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

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How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?

Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!