How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?

Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.

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Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

Why was there a whale in Wales in a well?

We're not sure, its a deep subject....

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How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?

Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!