How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?

Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.

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Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

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What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?

Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.