How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?

Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.

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Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

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How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?

Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.