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How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?

Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.

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What gave you that idea?

Queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

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How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?

Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!