Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

Because it did.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

What do you call the ghost of a chicken?

A poultry-geist.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?

Monkfish!

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A Mars-upial

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.