Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

Because it did.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What happened to the road?

Depressions.

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.