Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

Because it did.

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Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

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Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

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What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.

What do you get when you cross a Native American with phosphorylation?

ATP

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How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

Why did the melons decide to have a wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.