Because it did.
Because it ran out of cluck!
To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.
Because he never really was on your side.
Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.
Napoleon Bunnyparte!
A screensaver.
None, we've decided to let a man do the job.
They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.