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Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

Because it did.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

What do you call a chicken haunting your house?

A Poultrygeist!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

What did The Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.