Because it had too many threads.
A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.
He chicken tendered his resignation.
Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!
Want to date hot Russians!
I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.
Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.
Hole Foods.
To the morgue.
Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho
Because his daddy was a mummy
Because it came from the Suez.
