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Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

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What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

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Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

Why "hooters"?

Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

He wanted to feed the mouse.

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What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

Thread Jokes More Thread Jokes

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

What's both blue and purple and never seen again?

This thread

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

How do you enter an Egyptian's tomb?

Tut-an-kham-en

What do you call an Egyptian back-doctor?

A Cairo-practor.