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Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

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What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

Why is Klezmer music so addictive?

Once you Hava Nagila, you'll want another!

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Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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Which computer sings the best?

A Dell

Why does my computer say Hello?

Because it's a Dell.

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Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

When is the best time to buy budgies?

When they're going cheap!

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What is it like to mod r/news?

This thread has been locked. You will unable to vote or comment.

What are some of the best comments on threads?

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What do you say when you get swindled by an Egyptian tour guide?

Egypt me!

Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.