Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

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Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

What did the Special Needs Rowing Team decide to call themselves?

Oartism

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What do computers and reincarnation have in common?

Switching Users

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

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How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

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Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.

Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy?

Because, she was on her pyramid!