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Why did the melons decide to have a wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

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The old one was made of steal.

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What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.