What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

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Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

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Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp