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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

Cantaloupe)

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.