Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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What do bunnies do when they get married?

Go on a bunnymoon

What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp