Why did the melons decide to have a wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why the plus or minus on the pregnancy test, ept?

How about a simple yes or no and we'll decide if that's positive or negative.

What did the Special Needs Rowing Team decide to call themselves?

Oartism

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Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.

Why people cry during the weddings?

They are preparing for whats coming afterwards