What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates

What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

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What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...