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Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

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What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?

Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

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Why do feminists hate Medusa?

She's always objectifying people.

Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed?

Joint Family.

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

What do you call a narcissistic plant with an erection?

A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

What is the opposite of peace?

Is the question.

What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace

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Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.