Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

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What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

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Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

What part of the hospital does John Cena hate the most?

The ICU

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Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

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When is the best time to raise money?

When there's a stripper in front of you.

What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

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What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

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What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys?

A necromancer

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.