Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

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What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

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Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

What food do all basketball players hate?

Turnover.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

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How do construction workers party?

They raise the roof.

What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

Necromancer Jokes More Necromancer Jokes

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys?

A necromancer