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What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's brown ans sticky???

A stick :) haha (yes i know its super lame)

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common?

They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.

How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

Hmath Jokes More Hmath Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

What did the wicked chicken lay?

A deviled egg. Hmath out.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

How can you tell when a fax has been sent by a blonde?

When there's a stamp on it.

Why do frogs have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

Envelope Jokes More Envelope Jokes

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

Why can't there be peace in the Middle East?

It IS what it IS.