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What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How does a poor mans cube look like?

It's a sphere.

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What did the French chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

Looks like we have debris all over the place

Where did AT&ampT get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

Hmath Jokes More Hmath Jokes

What did the wicked chicken lay?

A deviled egg. Hmath out.

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Envelope Jokes More Envelope Jokes

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.