What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

Hmath Jokes More Hmath Jokes

What did the wicked chicken lay?

A deviled egg. Hmath out.

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why do frogs have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

Envelope Jokes More Envelope Jokes

What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.