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What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded!

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What's black and all over the place?

Michael J Fox's signature.

Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

Hmath Jokes More Hmath Jokes

What did the wicked chicken lay?

A deviled egg. Hmath out.

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?

Made in Va-China.

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

Envelope Jokes More Envelope Jokes

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...