What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who makes fart scented candles?

Incense-itive

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

They're married.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

Hmath Jokes More Hmath Jokes

What did the wicked chicken lay?

A deviled egg. Hmath out.

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

Envelope Jokes More Envelope Jokes

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.