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What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a Polish chicken stuck in a tree?

Poll tree!

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

Hmath Jokes More Hmath Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

What did the wicked chicken lay?

A deviled egg. Hmath out.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Envelope Jokes More Envelope Jokes

Why are envelopes and papers white?

Because blackmail is illegal.

What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Why can't there be peace in the Middle East?

It IS what it IS.