What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What are your best corny jokes?

I want them all! "What's brown and sticky?" "A stick."

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

What do you do when you see a fire man?

Put it out man!

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

Why was christopher never in the same place?

Because he's always Walken

Hmath Jokes More Hmath Jokes

What did the wicked chicken lay?

A deviled egg. Hmath out.

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!

Envelope Jokes More Envelope Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

What were the martyr's last words?

I believe in peace in our time