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Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

How does an Asgardian like his parties?

Loki

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?

A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

Apricot Jokes More Apricot Jokes

Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

Where do baby apes sleep?

Apricots.