Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior.

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?

If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

Apricot Jokes More Apricot Jokes

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

What do an elephant and an apricot have in common?

They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot.