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Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

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How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.

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What are the two saddest words of the English Language?

What party '

Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

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What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

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Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

Where do baby apes sleep?

Apricots.