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Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a stick that's good at algebra..?

AN ARITHMESTICK.

What kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

Why couldn't Miley Cyrus go to the party?

She had to go t'work instead.

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

What the difference between a pancake?

It tastes better with jam.

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

Apricot Jokes More Apricot Jokes

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

Where do baby apes sleep?

Apricots.