Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

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Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

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Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

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Where do baby apes sleep?

Apricots.

What do an elephant and an apricot have in common?

They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot.