Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

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Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

Apricot Jokes More Apricot Jokes

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

What do an elephant and an apricot have in common?

They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot.