Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

Apricot Jokes More Apricot Jokes

Where does an ape sleep?

In an apricot.

What do an elephant and an apricot have in common?

They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot.