What do an elephant and an apricot have in common?

They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot.

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What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert?

You get very lumpy ice cream!

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Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

What do an elephant and an apricot have in common?

They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot.