What do an elephant and an apricot have in common?

They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot.

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Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

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Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?