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What do an elephant and an apricot have in common?

They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!

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Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

Where does an ape sleep?

In an apricot.