What do an elephant and an apricot have in common?

They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot.

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Why do the elephants have short tails?

Because they can't remember long stories!

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Where do baby apes sleep?

Apricots.

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?