What do an elephant and an apricot have in common?

They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs!

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Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

Where does an ape sleep?

In an apricot.