What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

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What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

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What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

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A Nicolas Cage.

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Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!