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What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

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How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

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What's the coolest answer to a multi-choice question?

B)

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

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Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

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What did one coconut say to the other?

Oh my god a talking coconut!

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent