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What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

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What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

Who went into a witche's den and came out alive?

The witch!

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What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

Why is this?

B: It's because your feet aren't empty.

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What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

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What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent