What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

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Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb?

None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within.

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What does the B in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot

Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about?

Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? B: Which one? A: the I-sis

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What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

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What did one coconut say to the other?

Oh my god a talking coconut!

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent