What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

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What is the worst way to find out you just came into money?

Via sticky notes

What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

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What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

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What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

What did one coconut say to the other?

Oh my god a talking coconut!