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Why did the chemist never say "NO" to anything?

Because the reaction could be explosive.

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Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

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Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!