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Why did the chemist never say "NO" to anything?

Because the reaction could be explosive.

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Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

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Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction