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Why did the chemist never say "NO" to anything?

Because the reaction could be explosive.

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

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What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions