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Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

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Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

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He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

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What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

What hurts really bad?

Frequency!

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What's brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron

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Depressed.

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Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.