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Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

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What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police?

A small medium at large.

When does a tree want less?

When it's sycamore.

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What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

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What's grey and never needs ironing?

A drip dry elephant!

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

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What did water say when it found out hydrogen is a diatomic?

H2 Oh!

Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

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Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!