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Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

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How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

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What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

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What's six feet tall, black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron.

What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

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Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!