What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

How much will that be?

Asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

Sodium Jokes More Sodium Jokes

What do Batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

Oh Jokes More Oh Jokes

What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!

What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!

Hydrogen Jokes More Hydrogen Jokes

Which chemical compound are you most likely to find at a frat party?

Hydrogen mide.

What did water say when it found out hydrogen is a diatomic?

H2 Oh!

Sulfur Jokes More Sulfur Jokes

Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!