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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

Ok you 2 dont start anything

What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did the scientist say at the bar?

I'd like some H20 please.

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners...

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!

Sodium Jokes More Sodium Jokes

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

What does Sodium and Batman have in common?

NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa BATMAN i'll just see myself out....

Oh Jokes More Oh Jokes

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

Hydrogen Jokes More Hydrogen Jokes

What did water say when it found out hydrogen is a diatomic?

H2 Oh!

What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

Sulfur Jokes More Sulfur Jokes

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.