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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

What do The Walking Dead and the Fast and Furious series have in common?

They both have dead walkers.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What did the bartender say to the foreskin?

You're cut off.

What did the bartender say to the horse?

Bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

Sodium Jokes More Sodium Jokes

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

What do Batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

Oh Jokes More Oh Jokes

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO!

Hydrogen Jokes More Hydrogen Jokes

What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

What did water say when it found out hydrogen is a diatomic?

H2 Oh!

Sulfur Jokes More Sulfur Jokes

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.