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What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How many light bulbs did it take to screw a human?

None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.

What do you call a booth babe at Apple's events?

ICandy

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

Whats an iPhone 7's favorite brand of frozen pizza?

Not Jack's.

How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

Rose Jokes More Rose Jokes

What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.