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What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

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What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

Rose Jokes More Rose Jokes

What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.