What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

What do plantains say when they lose their phone?

Where did Mofongo

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

Why did Jack get a restraining order?

Beanstalking.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

Rose Jokes More Rose Jokes

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.