What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

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What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

Linus

Why did the mortgage broker go out of business?

Because he lost interest.

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What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

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How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

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What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.