What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

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What do you call a slightly incomplete Yahtzee set?

Pair o' Dice Lost

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

Where's the best place to buy jive cheese?

Monterey, Jack!

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

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What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne