What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

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Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

Because they get lost at C!

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

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Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

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What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.