What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

Who is the most communist cat in the world?

Meow Zedong

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

Who are the most intelligent monsters?

Zombies (because, Braiiiiiiins!!!)

Why did the zombie get a gym membership?

Gaaaainsss

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the thin line between love and hate?

A condom.

What's the best way to make friends?

Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

Oh Jokes More Oh Jokes

What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!

Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

4yo Jokes More 4yo Jokes

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..