Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh
An e-lectron.
Camping. Its in tents.
A "brother" one."
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
The Brains of Castamere.
A zoombie.
JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too
Mariguana
Toilet trees.
Said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."
OH SNaP!
Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V
Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.
