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What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Why was the tallest man in the world troubled?

Because he had no one to look up to.

How do Asians see the world?

In widescreen.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

What's the difference between zombies?

Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What do you call a plant and sock hybrid?

A sockluent

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

Oh Jokes More Oh Jokes

Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

4yo Jokes More 4yo Jokes

How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..

What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.