What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why so glum Chum?

Asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How much do you love kids?

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?

What do you call an octopus that loves jokes?

A knock-knocktopus.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

Oh Jokes More Oh Jokes

What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO!

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

4yo Jokes More 4yo Jokes

How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh