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What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the least spoken language in the world?

Sign language.

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

Why is your brother always flying off the handle?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Why are there so many women archeologists?

Because they love digging up the past.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

Oh Jokes More Oh Jokes

Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO!

4yo Jokes More 4yo Jokes

How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh