What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the fastest cake in the world?

Scone.

What is the worlds wettest animal?

The reindeer

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Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies?

They make rotten friends

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

Why couldn't Cain make God love him?

Because he wasn't

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

A tree.

What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

Oh Jokes More Oh Jokes

What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

4yo Jokes More 4yo Jokes

How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh