What do you call a deer with no eyes that isn't moving?

Still no idea.

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What does a hillbilly farmer call a deer with no eyes?

Noeyedeer (Say it out loud)

What do college students and deer have in common?

They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

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How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.