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What do you call a deer with no eyes that isn't moving?

Still no idea.

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What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah

What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?

Elkaseltzer.

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What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded?

Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----

Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.