What do you call a deer with no eyes that isn't moving?

Still no idea.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

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What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer