What do you call a deer with no eyes that isn't moving?

Still no idea.

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What do you call it when a deer and a rabbit runaway together?

Jackaloping

What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.

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What do you call jokes about eyes?

Vitreous humour.

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer