What do you call a deer with no eyes that isn't moving?

Still no idea.

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What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

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What do you call a cow with no eyes?

A cow.

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.