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What do you call a deer with no eyes that isn't moving?

Still no idea.

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What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

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Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Doyouthinkhesaurus