What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

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What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

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Why are you standing in front of the Gentlement Restroom?

Sarah kept silent.

How do you hire an elephant?

Stand it on four bricks!

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Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

What do you call it when a lemon jerks off her own brother until he chafes?

Inzest

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What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.

What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

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What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

What's the difference between reddit and resturant?

Restaurants have better servers.