What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

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Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne?

Sat down!

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Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

Why did Jon Snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

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Why are you putting the saddle on backward?

Brother: How do you know which way I'm going

Why is your brother always flying off the handle?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!

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What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

Resturant Jokes More Resturant Jokes

What's the difference between reddit and resturant?

Restaurants have better servers.

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.