What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

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What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

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Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

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They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

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Bro, mine

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Odair he is!

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Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

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What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

What's the difference between reddit and resturant?

Restaurants have better servers.