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What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman?

Because he was a VI KING.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

What do you call... What do you call four Mexicans standing in quicksand?

Cuatros Cincos

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal do you get when shake a pig?

A ham-stir

What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.

Resturant Jokes More Resturant Jokes

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

What's the difference between reddit and resturant?

Restaurants have better servers.