Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

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What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

What if the lion's too close?

Picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

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What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!

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How do reptilians melt steel beams?

Thermite.

How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.