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What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

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What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

A nail gun

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Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.

What does a vampire call a hemophiliac?

Diarrhea.

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What did the little black kid get on his SAT's?

Barbecue sauce.

What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

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How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys