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Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

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Why hasn't there been a Mexican Disney Princess?

Because everyone would just think it's a quinceaera

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

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What did the little black kid get on his SAT's?

Barbecue sauce.

Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

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What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea?

I'm melting!

How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11