He was melting
A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.
Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...
An elephant with diarrhea.
Help! I'm melting!
Barbecue sauce.
Because he thought he was melting.
Because when your salty you melt down in tears.
The snow on top of it has melted.