How do you fix a broken Tuba?

Tuba glue.

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What does FIAT stand for?

Fix It Again Tony

Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.

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What's half of a tuba?

A oneba.

What instrument was the predecessor to the tuba?

The oneba