How do you fix a broken Tuba?

Tuba glue.

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Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

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Why couldn't the Tuba player get a date?

He was too low key.

What instrument was the predecessor to the tuba?

The oneba