How does a Narcissist change a lightbulb?

He holds it up to the socket and the world revolves around him.

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How many teenage girls does it take to screw..... in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it up as the whole world revolves around her.

How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

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How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded!

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How many Narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. But he doesn't screw it in, he just holds it and the world revolves around him.

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.