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How does a Narcissist change a lightbulb?

He holds it up to the socket and the world revolves around him.

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How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

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How does a Narcissist change a lightbulb?

He holds it up to the socket and the world revolves around him.

How do narcissists remember everything?

They have a photogenic memory.