He holds it up to the socket and the world revolves around him.
Because he was grounded!
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.
Stay grounded.
One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.
Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.
None. The sockets all went with the house.
Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.
The ninja replies with "Wata!"
WITH JUST ICE!
Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.
Not get a job.
Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words
He got snowden.
A stick.
Pasta pasta, pasta.
He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'
A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.
To get to the otherside!
One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
Java -jar jar.jar
The rest of them will write Perl