None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
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She doesn't, she just holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
He holds it up to the socket and the world revolves around him.
Because he was grounded!
Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.
Stay grounded.
One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.
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By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.
Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.
One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.
None. The sockets all went with the house.
Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.
Parole.
Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"
Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".
I drink because I am.
That's how you set the bar high.
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.
Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.
Because warlocks have hollow weenies!
Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)
He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.
I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub
A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke
Au.