How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

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How many Libertarian Capitalists does it take to change a light bulb?

I ain't buyin those fancy Big-Government ones. The free market idn't ready.

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue.

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How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

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How do programmers like their snacks?

Byte-sized.

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again