How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

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How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.