What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

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What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?

Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

What happens when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What do you call a man who cleans out toilets?

Lou!

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What does a skeptic chemist say when he hears a baseless argument?

No lye?

Why do Retirees smile all the time?

Because they can't hear a word you're saying!

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

Who's there! Althea! Althea who?

Althea in court!

Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.