What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

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What is the best way to lose money?

Lend it to Greece.

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

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Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

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Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

Anything you want. He can't hear you.

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What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!