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What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

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Who lost a herd of elephants?

Big bo peep!

Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

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What happens when breed a shark and snowman?

You get a frostbite!

What happened with them?

They sure made a wrong turn, somewhere!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker

How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.

When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.