What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

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Why didn't the Native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

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What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

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What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

Why do women like men with moustaches?

Because they immediately see something about you they can change.

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What's the worst they could say? No?

I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.

How did the set react when it heard about the Russell Paradox?

It couldn't contain itself.

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What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits