What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?

20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

How many men escaped the destruction of Sodom?

A Lot.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

Where did bob go during the explosion?

Everywhere.......