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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

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What do you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls?

Sparky

What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

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What is it called when a man molests with each release?

Per version.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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How deep is a swimming pool?

It deep-ends.

Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

What was Bob the Builder called after he retired?

Bob.