What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How does a black man ride a black stallion?

With no legs.

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian

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How many cops does it take to push a man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!

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What's your blud type bob?

Typo

How do you call Bob the Builder when he is unemployed?

Bob