What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg?

Limp Biscuit.

What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

Half a centipede.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

Why are they called dive bars?

Because they have pool

What do you call a depressed dog swimming in a pool?

A watermeloncollie.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for French fries.

What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.