What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.