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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

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What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

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Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy?

OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

How deep is a swimming pool?

It deep-ends.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

What Do You Call Bob The Builder When He Retires?

Bob.