What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

Why are they called dive bars?

Because they have pool

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call......a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.