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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

What do you call a door with no legs?

A door.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who makes fart scented candles?

Incense-itive

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

Why are they called dive bars?

Because they have pool

What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.