What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

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What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

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Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

There was some money in the kitty!

What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.

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Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

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Why were the suspenders arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.

What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!