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What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

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Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

Why did the twitter army lose all their battles?

Because they kept retweeting.

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What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

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He threw it.

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Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

What do you call a man with a kilt over his head?

Scott!

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Why were the suspenders arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.

How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.