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What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

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Why did the twitter army lose all their battles?

Because they kept retweeting.

How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

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What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

What is the saddest that can happen to Putin's team for the Olympic Games?

To be put out.

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What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

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Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

Why were the suspenders arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.