What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

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Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Who lost the American Presidential Debate?

America.

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Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

You get a short circut.

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Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.