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Suspender Jokes

How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

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What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

Why were the suspenders arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.

What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds