Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

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What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

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They were selling quack in the park.

Why was the musician arrested?

He got in treble.

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Pants.

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He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

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They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

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Why were the suspenders arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.

What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!