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Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought.

What do you call someone from Zimbabwe holding a bottle cap in their hand?

A trillionaire.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild?

They both give you tightness in the pants.

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

Why did Joseph Goebbels own a pair of binoculars?

For proper gander purposes.

Suspender Jokes More Suspender Jokes

How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!