Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

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What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

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Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

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What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

What would you call two banana skins?

A pair of slippers.

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Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!