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Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Where does Bran Stark keep his things?

Hold all and howdoor

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the demon get arrested?

Posession

Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

What's Mario's favorite type of pants?

DenimDenimDenim*

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

Suspender Jokes More Suspender Jokes

What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.