Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

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Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the primary rainbow say to the secondary rainbow?

Your pants are on backwards

When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

Depressed.

What do you call two pears?

A pair.

Suspender Jokes More Suspender Jokes

Why were the suspenders arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.

How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.