Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?

Can I hold your hand hand hand hand?

What's the difference between Jesus and an oil painting?

You only need one nail to hold up a picture.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

Depressed.

What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

A pair of slipper

Suspender Jokes More Suspender Jokes

What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.