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Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon?

She would always let it go.

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested?

He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

Suspender Jokes More Suspender Jokes

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds