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Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

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Why are there no black magicians?

They get arrested when they make something disappear.

Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?

He was selling ill-eagle drugs.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

Suspender Jokes More Suspender Jokes

How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

Why were the suspenders arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.