When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

What do you call an ant from overseas?

Impartant

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What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

What pants do ghosts wear?

BOO jeans.