When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

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What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one