When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

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Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.