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When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

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Why can't ants get sick?

Because they have little anty-bodies.

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?