When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

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What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics!

What do you call ants in your syrup?

Maple flakes From my well intentioned girlfriend

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What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

What do I have?

Someone else's pants.