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When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

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What do you call an ant with frog's legs?

An antphibian.

What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

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What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)