When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

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What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?

What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

An account-ant.

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Where do I put my pants?

He said, "Over there by mine."

Why were the suspenders arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.