When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

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Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Where I should put my pants?

He replied "Over there next to mine."

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!