Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant
Maple flakes From my well intentioned girlfriend
Because they have little anty-bodies.
Ten-ants!
He has lots of antibodies.
Uncles
Tenants.
Ten ants (Tenants)
Because of their tiny little anty bodies.
Tea. It's an ant tea joke.
The Antelopes.
Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt.
An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...
The Should Ant and the Could Ant.
Because they are in sects.
Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house
They are in-sects
An account-ant.
Because they are insects.
Ten-ants
All of if its uncles are aunts!
Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)
Ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.
It said "twist to open"
Insure ants?
Antelopes
An informant
In their sleevies
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.
Because all of his uncles were ants!
A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.
Cosmonants & Astronants!
They disguise themselves as uncles!
Discordant!
Ant-elopers.
An independant!
Frants!
To trip ants.
A bird can fly.
All sorts of antics!
A truant!
GiANT!!
An antphibian.
Ten ants!
Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.
They can stick to the subject!
Because of their tiny little anty bodies
When he's got ants in his pants!
To give the ants a chance.
Elephant
Antelope!
Pedants!
Antteneye!
Mmm. Canapes.
A crayant!
Because they colonize.
Because he ate his ant for dinner!
10. It requires tenants to own an apartment.
An account*ant*.
Impartant
The lid said, "Twist to open."
A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.
Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...
Ronald MacAardvark!
What do you mean you only brought two ants!
Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!
Because 7 ate 9.
Because 7 ate 9
A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
Both of them.
Panther no pants, I'm going swimming!
A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)
A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.
You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.
Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!
Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!