Ant Jokes

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What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

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What do you call ants in your syrup?

Why can't ants get sick?

How many ants can you fit inside an apartment?

Why doesn't the ant ever get sick?

What's worse than ants in your pants?

What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Why do ants rarely, if ever, get sick?

What do ants drink?

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

Your Age Is Only Math

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

What insect is the Wood Ant related to?

Why aren't ants going to church?

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

Why don't ants go to church?

How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment?

Why was the ant so confused?

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What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

What do you call an ant that's walking in perfect form?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Where do ants keep their armies?

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

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Why was the baby ant so confused?

What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

What do you call an ant in space?

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano?

What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?

Where do ants go for their holidays?

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

What do you call an ant who skips school?

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

What do you call an ant with frog's legs?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant?

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

Why don't ants get sick?

When is an aardvark jumpy?

Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

Which ant is the biggest?

What do you call two ants running away?

What kind of ants are very learned?

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

What kind of ant can you colour with?

Why are all ants British?

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

What kind of ant can count?

What do you call an ant from overseas?

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

What do you call a really really big ant?

What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

What did the aardvark say to Noah?

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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