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Why don't ants get sick?

Because of their tiny little anty bodies

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What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.

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Why do ants rarely, if ever, get sick?

Because of their tiny little anty bodies.

Why don't ants get sick?

Because of their tiny little anty bodies