Why doesn't the ant ever get sick?

He has lots of antibodies.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

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What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!