April Sale - 20% Off

What kind of ant is good at maths?

An accountant!

Previous Random Joke Next
Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

What's 10+10+10+25+25+5+1+1?

Me: Math

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......