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What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

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How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

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What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics!

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What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck.... with hiccups.

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What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.