What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

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What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

Which snake is the best at counting Nigerians?

A Black Adder

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Why was the baby ant so confused?

Because all of his uncles were ants!

What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...

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What kind of aids he got?

Financial aids!!

What kind of name is Joaquin?

It's not Russian

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Why can't accountants get library cards?

They're book-keepers.

How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil