Why do hipsters never die?

Because everyone does that already.

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Why do they have fences around cemetaries?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why did Vivaldi die poor?

Because he was baroque.

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Why was the hipster so successful in the stock market?

He invested before it was cool.

Why did the hipster... Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the hot coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.