Why do hipsters never die?

Because everyone does that already.

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day

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What do you call a hipster with a vasectomy?

A Fixie.

Why did the Hipster burn his lip?

He drank coffee before it was cool.