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Why was the hipster so successful in the stock market?

He invested before it was cool.

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Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?

Because he's Indie!

Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

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Why was the hipster so successful in the stock market?

He invested before it was cool.

How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

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How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund