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Why was the hipster so successful in the stock market?

He invested before it was cool.

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Why don't hipsters live in Alaska?

Everything is cool there already.

What did the hipster say the day after Thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

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How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

Why was the hipster so successful in the stock market?

He invested before it was cool.

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Why was the hipster so successful in the stock market?

He invested before it was cool.

Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.