Why was the hipster so successful in the stock market?

He invested before it was cool.

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How heavy is a hipster?

One thousand instagrams

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

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Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market.

Where is the best place to buy chicken broth?

At the stock market

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Why did the investor invest in exercise equipment?

Because it was worth the weight!

Where do birds invest their money?

In the stork market!