Why was the hipster so successful in the stock market?

He invested before it was cool.

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Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream

Why did the hipster cross the Brooklyn bridge?

To get home.

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Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market.

Where is the best place to buy chicken broth?

At the stock market

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Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

Why was the hipster so successful in the stock market?

He invested before it was cool.