Why was the hipster so successful in the stock market?

He invested before it was cool.

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What did the icecream truck say to the hipster?

I was a food truck before it was cool.

Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

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Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market.

Where is the best place to buy chicken broth?

At the stock market

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Where do birds invest their money?

In the stork market!

How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!