Stock Market Jokes

Where is the best place to buy chicken broth?

At the stock market

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Why was the hipster so successful in the stock market?

He invested before it was cool.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market.

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Where is the best place to buy chicken broth?

At the stock market

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What flavor au jus?

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What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

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How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

What did the hipster say when a Starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!

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Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

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Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

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Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

How do you figure out how sensitive a man's balls are?

Test tickles

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Why are farmers cruel?

They pull corn by the ears.

What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

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How does a women make you a millionaire?

You start as a billionaire

What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....