If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
Buy high sell higher.
With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.
At the stock market
He invested before it was cool.
The stock market.
IHOP
Rome.
The "steaks" get higher
Because the steaks were too high!
Oh, they'll tell you.
Al-redi-reddi-tt.
There's already a clock on the stove
Shorts!
Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming
Fo Drizzle
You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!
America just did.
He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing
I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.
Swine flu
Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.
