If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
Buy high sell higher.
At the stock market
He invested before it was cool.
The stock market.
For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.
Swine flu
A buck-an-ear
A buck-an-ear.
Kitchen
No woman wears the same attire every year.
You don't, they're already spotted!
He's the stiff one.
Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise
Dont worry, they'll tell you.
Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)
A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.
He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!
What flavor au jus?
