If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
Buy high sell higher.
With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.
At the stock market
He invested before it was cool.
The stock market.
I bought some thyme yesterday.
Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.
Deadpeople
A fortress has breastworks.
Everything is cool there already.
You remind me of someone
From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)
They get a hole in one!
Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.
Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up
The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.
I'm Thor
His boss always took him for granite.
Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave
IHOP
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