If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
Buy high sell higher.
With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.
At the stock market
He invested before it was cool.
The stock market.
Wrong.
The dishes if she knows whats good for her.
Because I couldn't find it yesterday.
9GAG
Look for Fresh Prince
Because he doesn't want to be spotted.
Because they sell more tickets!
So he could make his 4Chan.
Free Willy
The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.
They stayed away from the mainstream.
They all have white vans
God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.
On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.
You can hear someone scooting aboot in it
Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.
