Why did your sister feed money to her cow?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the Sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

Ow, mitosis!

Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Because he was fed up with the hole business!

What is the difference between a PhD in mathematics and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four

Rich Milk Jokes More Rich Milk Jokes

What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?

You get rich milk.

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.