Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

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Who wants to hear some Symphonies?

Crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!

Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!

Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?

He was tired of Haulin' Oats

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does cows say when they want someone to move?

Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........

Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

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What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.

How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously?

By feeding the poor to the hungry.

Rich Milk Jokes More Rich Milk Jokes

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.