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Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

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Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free......

What do bees do if they want to use public transport?

Wait at a buzz stop!

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What do you call a generalization made by a farmer?

An overall statement.

How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

Cornstock

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

Where do birds invest their money?

In the stork market!

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.

What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

Rich Milk Jokes More Rich Milk Jokes

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.