Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

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What are your best corny jokes?

I want them all! "What's brown and sticky?" "A stick."

Why do dogs chase their tails?

They want to make ends meet.

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How did the farmer move his cows?

In a mooving van!

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

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How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

Where do cows go to hang out?

The slaughterhouse. Emphasis on **hang**.

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What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.

What do you call two siblings that take your money?

Fine brothers

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How do you make a rabbit fast?

Don't feed it.

What is the difference between a call center job and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

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What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?

You get rich milk.

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!