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What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

Ow, mitosis!

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

What's six feet tall, silver and stands at the end of kids beds?

Gary Glitters boots.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What do your sister and snow have in common?

I plow both.

What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.