What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

Ow, mitosis!

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Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

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Why did your sister jump out the window?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis