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What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

Ow, mitosis!

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Why are feet so funny?

Because they're "heel areas"...

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

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What does the hillbilly say when his sister is surprised?

Well it's the right hole naw!

What's it called when a smell dates his sister?

Incense!