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What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What happened to you?

The doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

Where do boxers punch each other the most?

In the ring.