What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!

What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

What do you call a ring of iron atoms?

A ferrous wheel.