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What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What does the Jolly Green Giant have on his feet?

Pota-TOES!

How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.