What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt.

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What's a cardiologist's favourite kind of music?

The step.

What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into?

None of your abyss-ness

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Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

Why do ants rarely, if ever, get sick?

Because of their tiny little anty bodies.

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What's the pink panther's to do list?

To do *To do *To do to do to do to do to doooooo

What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.

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What did the pink panther have all over his house after he fumigated for insects?

Dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss

What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*