What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

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What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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Why are smaller breasts better for breastfeeding?

They're more of a kids meal.

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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What do you call the Dollar Tree stores in Britain?

Pound Town

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined