What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

Why are south Italian men so small?

Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from Italian hope it makes as much sense as there

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

Not enough sand.

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What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.