What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

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Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

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Why are smaller breasts better for breastfeeding?

They're more of a kids meal.

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales