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What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

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What do soybeans call their mother?

Edamame.

Why don't you take a train?

Monster: I did once but my mother made me give it back.

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What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.