What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

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Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

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Why are smaller breasts better for breastfeeding?

They're more of a kids meal.

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.