What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

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Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

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What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.