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Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

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De Jokes More De Jokes

What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-Nile.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

Basket Jokes More Basket Jokes

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

One. After that the basket won't be empty.

Who's there! Basket! Basket who?

Basket home it's nearly dark!