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Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

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Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

Ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

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What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

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What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

The woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

What did the terrorist send in the mail?

A CAIR package.

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Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.

What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

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How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

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How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

One. After that the basket won't be empty.

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile