Why couldn't Moses believe his mother s...

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why are Mumford &amp Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do really posh dogs send messages?

By pedigree-mail.

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

Basket Jokes More Basket Jokes

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

One. After that the basket won't be empty.

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile