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Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

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De Jokes More De Jokes

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing! Happy Halloween everyone.

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-Nile.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What four letter word has made the biggest impact in the modern world?

Send.

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

GtOnly if you go aks your mother.

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

How did Moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt.

Basket Jokes More Basket Jokes

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

Who's there! Basket! Basket who?

Basket home it's nearly dark!