Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

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What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

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What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

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How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile?

It was the only way he could send it.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why was Mary Jane not a virgin?

Her mother leaves.

Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

Basket Jokes More Basket Jokes

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

One. After that the basket won't be empty.

Who's there! Basket! Basket who?

Basket home it's nearly dark!