Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

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Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

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What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

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What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

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What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor day.

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

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What's Mohammed, Moses and Noah's favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

Basket Jokes More Basket Jokes

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile