Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

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Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

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Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

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How many redditors does it take to send a letter?

Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.

Where do they send trickster tuna when they catch them?

A Tuna Chi-Cannery

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Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

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Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

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How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?

They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.