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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

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What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his cup of free-trade coffee?

Because he started drinking it before it was cool.

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

Ok you 2 dont start anything

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What will Tesla build this Christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

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What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

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What would I be if I doubled myself?

Meme

How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

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When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

What kind of money do religious businesses make?

Prophet.