Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

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Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

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Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a?

Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful

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Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

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How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

Why did the recruiter hire a Spider?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

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Why is paper money more valuable than coins?

When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -

How can a can you double your money?

By folding it in half.

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Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise