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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

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Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

He wanted to find Pluto!

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What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

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When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

How do you know it was an Irishman?

Because I had to help him.....

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What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

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Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

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What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

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Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.