Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

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Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

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How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

Why did the bee started talking poetry?

He was waxing lyrical!

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Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

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What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

How did Moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt.

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Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

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Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

What would I be if I doubled myself?

Meme

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What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.