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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

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Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

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Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Is just not as challenging since she started using foursquare.

What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

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How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

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How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

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What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

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Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.