Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

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Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

Why'd the robber take a bath?

He wanted to make a clean getaway.

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Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

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What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

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Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

How did Moses make his tea?

Hebrewed it

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How do you hire an elephant?

Stand it on four bricks!

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

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Why was Muhammad a successful merchant?

Because he was god's profit.

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

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Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

How can a can you double your money?

By folding it in half.

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Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.