Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

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Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

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What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks

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Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.

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What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

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Why did the company hire the glutton?

Because he was a ate professional!

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!

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Why was Muhammad a successful merchant?

Because he was god's profit.

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

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How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back

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Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise