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What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

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What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

What do sea mammals say when something happens against their kind?

Oh, the huge-manatee

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What do you call an organization that does demographic surveys of energy weapon owners?

The Pew Pew Research Center

What do you call the headquarters of an organization of space terrorists?

ISISISS

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When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

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What's the best part of an asynchronous dog?

It's non barking! Hopefully some software people get this one

What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine