Atheism Jokes

What even is Atheism?

A non-prophet organization.

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What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

What kind of organisation is Atheism?

A non-prophet organisation.

How can we know atheism exists?

Where's the evidence

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?

What do you call a night watchman with deep-set self-esteem issues?

An insecurity guard

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Why did the Agnostic cross the road?

We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.

Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

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What even is Atheism?

A non-prophet organization.

Where do atheists donate their money?

Non Prophet Organizations

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Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.

What kind of money do religious businesses make?

Prophet.

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What do you call an organization that does demographic surveys of energy weapon owners?

The Pew Pew Research Center

What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

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What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

What do you call inventory that doesn't exist?

Finnish Goods

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What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

Why is diabetes like a fumble recovery?

Because you didn't know they had it.