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Non Prophet Organization Jokes

What even is Atheism?

A non-prophet organization.

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Where do atheists donate their money?

Non Prophet Organizations

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Organization Jokes More Organization Jokes

What do you call the headquarters of an organization of space terrorists?

ISISISS

What do you call an organization that does demographic surveys of energy weapon owners?

The Pew Pew Research Center

Prophet Jokes More Prophet Jokes

Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

Reject Jokes More Reject Jokes

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

Non Jokes More Non Jokes

Why do they call it a non-sequitur?

Riot gear.

What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

Atheism Jokes More Atheism Jokes

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

Donate Jokes More Donate Jokes

Where do atheists donate their money?

Non Prophet Organizations

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Where do Muslim hipsters shop for clothes?

Turban Outfitters!

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants?

The tusk fairy!