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Non Prophet Organization Jokes

What even is Atheism?

A non-prophet organization.

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Where do atheists donate their money?

Non Prophet Organizations

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Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

Donate Jokes More Donate Jokes

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

Organization Jokes More Organization Jokes

What do you call the headquarters of an organization of space terrorists?

ISISISS

What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from?

LIESTRONG bracelets.

What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of drug is /r/theRedPill?

It's a beta blocker

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

Atheism Jokes More Atheism Jokes

What kind of organisation is Atheism?

A non-prophet organisation.

What even is Atheism?

A non-prophet organization.