Non Prophet Organization Jokes

What even is Atheism?

A non-prophet organization.

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Atheism Jokes More Atheism Jokes

What even is Atheism?

A non-prophet organization.

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

Donate Jokes More Donate Jokes

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

What is a Muslim's Favorite Dinosaur???

Allahsaurus!

Non Jokes More Non Jokes

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.

Prophet Jokes More Prophet Jokes

Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.