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Why doesn't the stone vendor value money?

Because he takes it for granite.

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Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

Granite Jokes More Granite Jokes

Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite.

What was the under-appreciated, often-exploited kitchen contractor's complaint?

I'm always taken for granite!