Why doesn't the stone vendor value money?

Because he takes it for granite.

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Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

What's the best way to make money with a plus-size modeling agency?

Life insurance policies.

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Why did the geologist get divorced?

He took his wife for granite.

Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete?

It's mistaken for granite.