Why doesn't the stone vendor value money?

Because he takes it for granite.

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What will you be using the money for?

Me: "A divorce lawyer."

Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

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Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.

Why did the geologist get divorced?

He took his wife for granite.