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Why doesn't the stone vendor value money?

Because he takes it for granite.

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What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

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Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite

Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete?

It's mistaken for granite.