Why doesn't the stone vendor value money?

Because he takes it for granite.

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What is a jockey's motto?

Put your money where your mount is!

What do you calla person that inherits a lot of money?

A millionheir.

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Why doesn't the stone vendor value money?

Because he takes it for granite.

Why does nobody like a rich stone?

Because he takes everything for granite.