Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

What did the barfly say to the other barfly?

I saved you a stool.

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What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

What is Jesus' favorite workout?

Pontius Pilates

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What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa

Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.

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What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

The Pope!