Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

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He was too far out, man.

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Jesus going up for the cross!

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A one night stand with Jesus

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What do you call a condom full of money?

Johnny Cash.

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What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.