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Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

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Who was saved?

The Russian people

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

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How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid

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Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

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Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

What do miss Frizzle and the Catholic Church have in common?

They've both been in little boys.