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Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

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How do French thank who save their files?

Merci backup.

Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

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How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.

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Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke

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What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

The Pope!