Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

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What saved the ship?

Flambuoyancy

How do you save a drowning mouse?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

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What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

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What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one

Why doesn't the stone vendor value money?

Because he takes it for granite.

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Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

How does the Catholic Church make their holy water?

They boil the hell out of it.