Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

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Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

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Why is Jesus so rich?

Because Jesus saves.

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

A manual.

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What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

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What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

The Pope!

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal