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Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

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Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

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What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

A nail gun

How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

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Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

What do you calla person that inherits a lot of money?

A millionheir.

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What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal