How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

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Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"

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What do you call a whirlpool in a church?

Holy water!

How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

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What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

What is hail?

Hard boiled rain!