Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

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What is white and gold and black and blue?

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A spooky dookie.

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What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.