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Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did 15 of my former dogs and the intruder have in common?

They were delicious.

Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What a plates scared off?

Ebowla.

Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.