What do you call a dog without front legs?

Chester.

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What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

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Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.