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What do they say when Batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

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What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

What do you get when you cross Batman with Mountain Dew?

Dew diligance

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Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

What Pokémon spys on you while he has a cold?

Peek achoo!

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What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

Why did Ben seem so down?

Because he has down syndrome