What do they say when Batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

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What sort of net is useless for catching fish?

A football net!

How do you catch an orange elephant?

I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant.

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What's the difference between Batman's parents and jokes about Batman's parents?

Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.

What does Batman get in his drink?

Just Ice

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What is the opposite of a cold front?

A warm back

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.

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What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.