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What do they say when Batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

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Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

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What does Batman like in his lemonade?

Just ice.

What do you get if you group 8 sodium atoms together?

Batman.

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What do you call a metalhead with a cold?

Flemmy

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

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What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.

Who's there! Ben and Anna! Ben and Anna who?

Ben and Anna split!