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What do they say when Batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

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What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

Catch.

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Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?

Just-ice

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What do you call a metalhead with a cold?

Flemmy

Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

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What do they say when Batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

Why did Ben seem so down?

Because he has down syndrome