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What do they say when Batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

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How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

What did one tomato say to the other?

Catch up.

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What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?

Just-ice

What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

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What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

What is faster hot or cold?

Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".

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Who's there! Ben and Anna! Ben and Anna who?

Ben and Anna split!

What do they say when Batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.