What do they say when Batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

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What did Batman say to the joker when he finally caught him?

Gotham

Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for dinner?

She doesn't because she's dead.

Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

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Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

What do you call a football fan with a cold?

A sneezing ticket holder.

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What's Spider-Man's least favourite rice brand?

Uncle Ben's...

Who's there! Ben! Ben who?

Ben knocking on this door all morning!